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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:11 pm

4 out of 5 doctors dont recomend Chuck norris as a resolution to every problem. Also 80% of doctors die an unexplained, needlessly brutal and bloody death.

Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet. Wait what?!

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends in blank form, only including a picture of himself, crouching and ready to attack, Chuck Norris never has t pay taxes. Ever.

The only sure things are death and taxes... And when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll say the same thing...

I partially made this one, dont make fun of it!

No one knows Chuck Norrises TRUE age, because the only way to tell is to cut him in half and count the rings. But thats impossible to cut Chuck Norris in half 1: because of his heirro 2: because you dont cut Chuck Norris, he cuts you. Badly.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:29 pm

During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:37 pm

Hidan of teh Kasume <3 wrote:
I partially made this one, dont make fun of it!

No one knows Chuck Norrises TRUE age, because the only way to tell is to cut him in half and count the rings. But thats impossible to cut Chuck Norris in half 1: because of his heirro 2: because you dont cut Chuck Norris, he cuts you. Badly.

lol. chuck norris is an arancarr!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:44 pm

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:46 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:58 am

type find Chuck Norris on google then click im feeling lucky
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:27 pm

There is no such thing as a chuck norris joke, no matter how many pages you get if you search up "Chuck Norris jokes." They are all lies because they are not jokes. Nota single phucking one...

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:32 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:19 pm

Chuck Norris can bench press Groudon.

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