4 out of 5 doctors dont recomend Chuck norris as a resolution to every problem. Also 80% of doctors die an unexplained, needlessly brutal and bloody death.
Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet. Wait what?!
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends in blank form, only including a picture of himself, crouching and ready to attack, Chuck Norris never has t pay taxes. Ever.
The only sure things are death and taxes... And when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll say the same thing...
I partially made this one, dont make fun of it!
No one knows Chuck Norrises TRUE age, because the only way to tell is to cut him in half and count the rings. But thats impossible to cut Chuck Norris in half 1: because of his heirro 2: because you dont cut Chuck Norris, he cuts you. Badly.