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Jack Atlas
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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Jokes   Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:41 pm

Heres a game for ya post Chuck Norris Jokes either ones that you found on the internet or ones you made up only additional rule to this topic NO REPEATS please we don't need 5 of the same joke in one topic

Heres one: Chuck Norris- The human punchline
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:42 pm

Here's one more Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:26 pm

I am Agnostic, no wait, scatch that Im NORRISTIC!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:08 pm

America isnt a democarcy it's a chucktatership
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:14 pm

When Chuck Norris swims in the Gulf of Mexico every few months, God pisses himself, causing hurricanes.
That is all.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:12 pm

In the start there was nothing.......then Chuck Norris punched nothing in the face and said"get a job."
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:29 am

Chuck Norris is the first person to know what I actually look like.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:24 pm

Chuck Norris can't do push-ups. He can only push the Earth down.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:34 pm

Chuck Norris can touch mc hammer






Chuck Norris can belive its not butter
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:02 pm

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off!

Whoever said only the good die young was probably in Chuck Norriss kindergarten class.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris knows What Willis is Talking about

Two wrongs dont make a right. Unless youre Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:35 pm

If god created earth, he must have called apon Chuck Norris for approval of his new playground.

Chuck won a staring contest with Medusa.

Medusa was turned to stone, by looking chuck Norris in the beard.

Chuck norris slapped death in the face.

Chuck Norris karate chopped a potatoe so much it created the wavy potatoe chip.

Chuck Norris is two scoops of kick a*s!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:38 pm

[quote]Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

He could even find her child

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:24 pm

good point JC .people turn in2 weegee...BUT weegee turns in2 Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris can cuss on this site Dansen kitteh!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:43 am

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:31 pm

Chuck norris can believe it's not butter
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