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Jack Atlas
Aizen's Underling
 Posts: 626
 PowerLevel: 4400
 | | Subject: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:41 am | |
| Heres a game for ya post Chuck Norris Jokes either ones that you found on the internet or ones you made up only additional rule to this topic NO REPEATS please we don't need 5 of the same joke in one topic
Heres one: Chuck Norris- The human punchline |
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Jack Atlas
Aizen's Underling
Posts: 626
PowerLevel: 4400
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:42 am | |
| Here's one more Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding |
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Izaya Orihara
Aizen's Underling
Posts: 313
PowerLevel: 4051
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:26 am | |
| I am Agnostic, no wait, scatch that Im NORRISTIC! _________________  |
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Jack Atlas
Aizen's Underling
Posts: 626
PowerLevel: 4400
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:08 am | |
| America isnt a democarcy it's a chucktatership |
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Black Mage Darkwizardton
Aizen's Underling
Posts: 259
PowerLevel: 12585
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:14 am | |
| When Chuck Norris swims in the Gulf of Mexico every few months, God pisses himself, causing hurricanes.
That is all. |
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oogie boogie man
Chuunin
Posts: 162
PowerLevel: 3716
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:12 am | |
| In the start there was nothing.......then Chuck Norris punched nothing in the face and said"get a job." |
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L Lawiet
Academy Student
Posts: 6
PowerLevel: 3376
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:29 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is the first person to know what I actually look like. |
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Neku Sakuraba
Aizen's Underling
Posts: 367
PowerLevel: 3817
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:24 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can't do push-ups. He can only push the Earth down. |
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oogie boogie man
Chuunin
Posts: 162
PowerLevel: 3716
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:34 am | |
| Chuck Norris can touch mc hammer
Chuck Norris can belive its not butter |
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oogie boogie man
Chuunin
Posts: 162
PowerLevel: 3716
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:02 am | |
| The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off!
Whoever said only the good die young was probably in Chuck Norriss kindergarten class.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Chuck Norris can taste lies.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris knows What Willis is Talking about
Two wrongs dont make a right. Unless youre Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. |
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Izaya Orihara
Aizen's Underling
Posts: 313
PowerLevel: 4051
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:35 am | |
| If god created earth, he must have called apon Chuck Norris for approval of his new playground.
Chuck won a staring contest with Medusa.
Medusa was turned to stone, by looking chuck Norris in the beard.
Chuck norris slapped death in the face.
Chuck Norris karate chopped a potatoe so much it created the wavy potatoe chip.
Chuck Norris is two scoops of kick a*s!!!
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Izaya Orihara
Aizen's Underling
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PowerLevel: 4051
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oogie boogie man
Chuunin
Posts: 162
PowerLevel: 3716
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:24 pm | |
| good point JC .people turn in2 weegee...BUT weegee turns in2 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can cuss on this site  |
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Neku Sakuraba
Aizen's Underling
Posts: 367
PowerLevel: 3817
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:43 pm | |
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Jack Atlas
Aizen's Underling
Posts: 626
PowerLevel: 4400
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:31 am | |
| Chuck norris can believe it's not butter |
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