make a wish, and then the next person will crush it!
EXAMPLE

i wish... my parents were alive :(

WISH GRANTED. however, your parents disown and hate you.

I wish... I had a cat.

Wish has been granted. However, the cat would use you as a scratching post.

I wish... I was level 88.

Wish has been granted. However, all your stats reset to zero.

I wish... I can blow everything up.

wish granted, but you blew up as well.
I wish I can escape Zetzu.

Wish has been granted. However, Kisame would come get you...

I wish I met Santa :santa:

Wish has been granted. However, Santa's elves kidnap you and you are never seen again.

I wish I had a puppy.

wish granted, but it wizzed every where.

i wish i joined the men in black :afro:

wish granted but you were fired 20 seconds later

i wish i had a life

wish granted but you are a failure

i wish i had more people to make into puppets

wish granted, but they ran away.

I wish Halloween was every day.

Wish has been granted. However, you get Choji Fat.

I wish I was a Riolu again.

wish granted but you were killed by a lvl 15 magikarp

i wish i had a gyarados

Wish has been granted. However, You are the Gyarados.

I wish I dont end up blowing myself up

WISH GRANTED
however, you are stabbed to death in the form of a hug by your mother and father in shippuden 26.
I wish... i could fly